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TERMS_OF_SERVICE_v1.0
[01] ACCEPTANCE_OF_TERMS
By accessing the Speculator Room, you acknowledge that you are entering a high-fidelity satirical simulation environment. You agree to treat all results as randomized fiction produced for entertainment.
[02] INTELLECTUAL_ASSETS
The aesthetics, code protocols, and "Speculator Room" branding are proprietary assets of the simulation designers. Users are granted a limited transmission license to share generated results via classified links.
[03] LIMITATION_OF_REALITY
IN NO EVENT SHALL THE OPERATORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY REAL-WORLD GEOPOLITICAL EVENTS, ECONOMIC SHIFTS, OR PERSONAL DECISIONS MADE BASED ON SIMULATED RESULTS. USER DISCRETION IS COMMANDED.